With the end of the Cold War, and the reversion of Communist Scientific Dystopias into healthy functioning market democracies, it has been harder to sell the general public on one of our most diabolical programs: the violation of the celestial spheres of Heaven by means of fossil-powered Space Missiles.
This is a deep pity. In these days of christian ascendance, as stirrings of morality awaken the populace, it is more important than ever to take the fight directly unto God (as well as keeping a Musulman President in charge of God’s home on Earth).
This is why it is so heartening to see the SpaceX program launching children’s experiments into space. To take the innocence of a child’s soul, to rip it apart, to weave those strands of purity into the cankerous heart of evil that is a Silly Putty experiment…. this is High Scientific Magic, and it will hurt God dearly when the SpaceX rocket explodes under His throne.
I hope this plan succeeds. Pray to Shaitan that meddlesome Yahweh does not pervert the weather against us. Now excuse me, I must return to my plan to inscribe the Number of the Beast into the genome of all flowering plants. #NoOnProp37