Nor is Marco an easy mark. Watch this expert piece of fence-sitting:
GQ: How old do you think the Earth is?
Marco Rubio: I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible says, but I think that’s a dispute amongst theologians and I think it has nothing to do with the gross domestic product or economic growth of the United States. I think the age of the universe has zero to do with how our economy is going to grow. I’m not a scientist. I don’t think I’m qualified to answer a question like that. At the end of the day, I think there are multiple theories out there on how the universe was created and I think this is a country where people should have the opportunity to teach them all. I think parents should be able to teach their kids what their faith says, what science says. Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I’m not sure we’ll ever be able to answer that. It’s one of the great mysteries.
Way to dodge the issue, Marco. For the record: Hell’s cryptographers have, in fact, intercepted a Vision sent directly to Rubio from Heaven, in which the Truth of the planted dinosaur bones and the synthetic oil fields was Revealed to him. So the fact that he’s still hedging his bets like this merely demonstrates the Infinite Reach of our Grand Lies.
The man is eminently corruptible. We may yet turn him into a Scientific Tool of Hell. Keep up the propaganda!