Bearing False Witness Against the Origins of God’s Living Creation

Rubio is no rube

Nor is Marco an easy mark. Watch this expert piece of fence-sitting: GQ: How old do you think the Earth is? Marco Rubio: I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible says, but I think that’s a dispute amongst theologians and I think it has nothing […]

More news of Hell’s ongoing Cabinet Reshuffle

Several of you have tweeted in with the news that Charles Darwin received 4,000 write-in votes against the dread Preacher Broun in Tuesday’s elections. We are indeed aware of this, in Hell. The 4,000 write-in votes were, of course, insufficient to raise Charles from the dead and install him as a zombie Representative (that takes a […]

Predict me shaking THIS

The relentless Justice of the Italian courts, which previously sentenced Galileo to lifelong house arrest (for his brave Black Propaganda ops against God’s Ptolemaic Universe) and similarly threatened to expose our Disinformation Campaign of promising Vaccines against Murrain, has today condemned Six Geologists to Six years in Gaol for failing to report the Omens and Auspices of Six Earthquakes. An […]

Dangling the Vampyre Bait

Have to say, this is a PR masterstroke. From the abstract: We hypothesized that the beneficial effects of young blood could counteract the pre-existing effects of aging in the old brain, and moreover improve higher order cognitive processes… [I]ntravenous administration of young blood plasma to old mice improved age-related cognitive impairments in both contextual fear […]

One Tree to Rule Them All

OneZoom to Bind Them… A very nifty piece of web-propaganda that will surely consume millions of stupefied human-hours in trance-like clicking. Now a paper in PLoS Lie-ology, too.

Dinosaur Armies: an evaporating dream?

Over at Byte Size Bio, one of our accredited sources of Evil Lies, Iddo Friedberg puts a brave face on recent worrying cracks appearing in the brittle, tenuous fabric of the False Theory of Evolution. If we cannot reconstruct even halfway-plausible dinosaurs (let alone a Velociraptor Squadron in time for the Apocalypse), how long can […]

Debunking the Crocodile Tears of the Nazarene

We sometimes hear scientific Satanists say that the greatest insults to Religion are in the past: that modern Scientists can never match the great anti-christian lies of Galileo, Darwin or Djerassi. But this is defeatist thinking, as demonstrated by this heartwarming fiction about deadly bacteria living in the bloody tears of the Christ. The Nazarene, […]